Santa used to go daily to a meat shop: Boneless Meat Deo... Kutte Vaaste. Then one day he came - Bones Wala Deo. The butcher asked: Ajj Dog Nu Bones Vi Deoge? Santa: Nahi, Ajj Assi Khaana!
Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata? Banta: Kya? Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge? Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho? Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!